I stole this joke. But My dad loved it.

A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bear looked at the rabbit and said "do u have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?".
The Rabbit said "no, why?".
So the bear picked him up and wiped his ass with him.

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