The Hungry Rabbit

A rabbit comes into a 7-11, jumps up on the counter, and says; *do you have carrots here?*

*No*, says the clerk.

*Oh pleasepleaseplease are you sure you don't have carrots here?*

I already told you. We do not have carrots here.

*Can you go check in the back if you have carrots theeeere?*

Listen, rabbit. We.Have.No.Carrots.Here.

*Are you suuuure you have no carrots here?*

I **Told** you: we have NO CARROTS. Now leave me alone or i'll smash out your big front teeth and you'll never chew another carrot again. Get lost!

*How about under the counter? Check under the counter? Carrots under the counter? Carrots theeree?*

: the clerk hits the rabbit, and its big, shiny front teeth takes flight.

*Owowow*, says the rabbit. Then:

*How about carrot juice? Do you have carrot juice here? Carrot juice?!*

**Yes!** we actually **Do** have carrot juice, why didn't you ask for that right away?

*..,You **have** carrot juice?*

**YES!**

*Really? God, that's gross.*