"Did Santa get you that bike?" "Yes" she replies.
"Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year" and he fines her $5! The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, "nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that, too?"
The policeman chuckles and replies, "he sure did."
"Well" said the little girl, "next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top of it."
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