This fly is buzzing around a barn when he finds a huge pile of cow manure. "Yum!" says the fly and he buzzes down to it and gorges himself until he's so full that his wings can't carry him anymore.
"That's alright," thinks the fly, "If I get a little air first then I'll be able to fly no problem." So he finds a pitchfork leaning against the wall of the barn and climbs himself all the way to the top of it at the handle. With a heave he throws himself off the pitchfork, flaps his wings as hard as he can, but can't get any power and splats across the ground dead.
Moral: Never fly off the handle when you're full of shit.
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