His car overheats. He pulls into a garage and the mechanic says he'll need about an hour to figure out what's wrong.
"but there's a small mall just across the street, maybe grab a coffee or something. "
The penguin heads to the mall to do just that. He walks up to the barista and orders.
" I'll have a superhuge hot chocolate with extra whip, hold the hot chocolate. " as you probably know penguins are lovers of whipped cream.
The penguin goes back over to the garage, where he hopes the mechanic knows what's wrong. He walks in, asks what's wrong, and the mechanic tells him" you blew a seal."
Embarrassed, the penguin quickly wipes his mouth saying, "no, no! It's just the whipped cream!"
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