Father O'Malley was walking through the fields in Belfast when he looked down and saw a four leaf clover. He picked it and spoke outloud "This must be me lucky day!" Then a Leprechaun came out from behind a tree and stood before him. "Oh it is me lucky day! Do I get a wish now?"
The Leprechaun replied "Father, we'll get to that, but I have to ask you a question of dire importance. Do you have a leprechaun nun in your church?"
The father replied "No, I don't have a leprechaun nun in me church. Do I get my wish now?" At this moment another leprechaun comes out from behind the tree and is giggling and snorting "Oh me lord, two leprechauns! Do I get two wishes now?"
The first leprechaun replied "In a minute father, tell me this; In your travels of Ireland, have you ever seen a leprechaun nun?" The father replied "No I can't say I have seen a leprechaun nun in me travels of Ireland."
The second leprechaun is now laughing and snorting and turning beat red. The Father asks "What about me wishes now?" The first Leprechaun says "After this final question. In your travels of the world, have you ever seen a leprechaun nun?"
The father replies "Not in my travels of the world, Ireland or in my church have I ever seen a leprechaun nun. The second leprechaun is now rolling on the ground in hysterical laughter. He yells "I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKED A PENGUIN!"
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