The mother of a New Zealand family passed away, leaving behind her husband and son. They were poor farmers and in order to give his son a better life, the father sent the son away to university.
It's been a year, and the son didn't contact his father even once. Two years, and still not a word. Five years and all the father heard back was silence. After ten years, the father assumed his son was already dead, when one day he runs into him on the street.
"Son, where have you been all these years?" he asked.
"Father, I've studied a lot and become a veterinarian."
"A vet? all these years just to be a vet?"
"Well father, you'd be surprised, I've grown into such an
experienced vet that I can practically speak to them. In fact, is it true that you punched this cat because it drank your water?"
"Err, yes..." The father replied.
"And is it true that you kicked this dog for eating your lunch?"
"Yes, it is, but don't listen to that sheep, she's a goddamn liar!"
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