When his oldest child says "dad, why did you name me stormy?" the father looks at him and replies "because on the day you were born I looked out the window and it was stormy outside." Then the middle child asks him "dad, why did you name me blue bird?" The father looks at him and replies "because on the day you were born I looked out the window and saw a blue bird sitting in a near by tree" the father then turns to his youngest child and says " shitting dog, could you pass the salt?"
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