...Jaime Lannister's horse came up lame. It was his beloved stallion, worth a thousand gold dragons and was the prize of the Seven Kingdoms.
He was despondent, and sent for the greatest equine caretaker in the land. Much to his surprise, a beautiful woman showed up. At first, he was quite doubtful, but after just a few hours, his steed was running at full force.
Naturally, the doctor thought that after performing such a great service, she would be awarded handsomely with much coin. She went into Jaime's quarters, did her pleasantries and asked for payment.
At this point, Jaime hiked up her dress and gave her the greatest fuck of her life. Afterwards, she exasperated, "Good Ser, that was amazing. To what do I owe such a performance?"
With a smirk on his face, he replied, "My Lady, dost thou not know? A Lannister's always lays his vets."
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