He rides over a ridge and sees a native american Indian brave laying on the ground with an erection pointing straight up in the air. The stunned cowboy asked "Woah there chief, what in the hell are you doin' just layin' there with your boner sticking up"? The brave relied "Me tellum time". The cowboy, still unsure of the situation asked the brave the time too see how accurate he was. To his astonishment, the brave was within a minute of his trusty pocket watch.
The cowboy moved on and over the next several hours he saw several more braves all doing the same thing. Until he rode up on one old Indian furiously masturbating. " What in the wide wide world a sports is a goin on here?!? "
Without missing a beat the old chief replied "Me winding watch"
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