He gets incredibly drunk and stands up on one of the stools and yells:
“EVERY LAST DEMOCRAT IS A HORSES ASS!”
The crowd in the bar immediately starts screaming and yelling at him as they turn on him and beat him up and throw him out.
A few nights later the man returns to the bar… the crowd SEEMS to be okay with him there again, and he ends up getting completely drunk yet again. Once more he ends up standing on one of the stools, but this time he yells:
“EVERY LAST REPUBLICAN IS A HORSES ASS!”
Yet again the crowd becomes furious as they scream at him and beat the hell out of him. The battered man claws his way up to the bar and asks
“What’s WITH these people!?”
The bartender looks at him before answering
“You don’t understand sir, this is horse country”
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