One day the doctor called the patient and told him that he had Aids and he told him to do not worry he had a cure, he told him for one week to eat a mix of: raw milk, raw eggs, out of date cheese, 2 cups of sugar and mayo and raw meat. One week later he came and the doctor said: Good job you have been cured!
The patient left and the nurse came and said: Doctor.... he didn't had aids, why did you told him that in the first place?
And the doctor replied: For once in his life let him see what is his ass actually for!
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