The leaders of New Rumley, Ohio wanted to have a mural painted for General Custer, who was born there in 1839. They looked everywhere for an artist. Finally, they found an amazing artist with a wonderful new style from (insert country that doesn't speak English here). The only problem was that he didn't speak English well. The town leaders spoke to him and he said that he would research Custer and create a beautiful mural. So, they hired him and he got to work.
Finally, the big day of the reveal came and all the towns people showed up to see the mural. When it was revealed, it was beautiful. Custer on his horse sitting tall and proud. But then at closer look there was a strange purple mist. And all around were fornicating Native Americans. The people were shocked.
The mayor asked him, "What the hell is this?" He responded, "I based my mural on the last words of General Custer." The mayor, baffled asked, "What were his last words?" He replied, "Holy smoke, where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
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