#10
When my Granddad was 65 he started running a mile a day to keep fit.
He's now 70 and we've no idea where he is.
#9
Did you hear about the two guys who stole the calendar?
They each got six months
#8
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger...
& Then it hit me !
#7
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye Matey !
#6
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled"
The desk-guy replies,"It's just a regular porn you sick fuk !!"
#5
And the Lord says to John 'Come forth, and you will receive eternal life'
But John came fifth, and won a toaster,
#4
Bill Gates: "So today I farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed...."
Hey ! Ain't my fault, they've got no WINDOWS !!
#3
How many South Americans does it takes to change a light-bulb?
A Brazillian !
#2
What's the Forest Gump's password?
1Forest1
#1
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes !
How did you get their little legs apart???
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