So this guy named Frank was all out of food to eat, he had no money and he was hungry.So his dog walks up to him and he thinks "well I could eat dog food" so he did.
3 weeks later his boss is sitting in his office and says well where has Frank been?
So he goes over to Franks house and a whole bunch of F.B.I agents are there.
Franks boss goes up to one of the agents and says what went on here?
The F.B.I. agent said well the guy who lives here died". then Franks boss said how?
The agent said " From what we know he was trying to lick his butt and he fell off of the couch and hit his head on the coffee table.
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