A man walks up to a hotdog stand...

He was holding a snake. He orders a hotdog and says its for the snake instead of him.
The girl working the stand informs him they are currently out of buns.
The man cancels the order and says...
"Thats ok. My anaconda dont want none if you aint got buns hun."

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