Three Geologist got stranded on an island. The natives captured them and took them to their chief. The chief asked the first man if he wanted death or bongo. The man did not want to die, so he chose bongo. Five big native men came up and butt fxxxed him for fifteen minutes. They gave him some crutches and sent him on his way.. The second man was offered the same choice. He did not want to die, so he reluctantly chose bongo. This time fifteen even bigger men came and butt fxxxed him for forty five minutes! They put him in a wheelchair and sent him on his way! Finally they asked the third man the same question. He saw how much it multiplied from the first guy to the second guy... so he chose death. The chief stood up and looked around, then started chanting loudly: "DEATH BY BONGO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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