Once there was a bear taking a nasty, smelly crap. Five
minutes later, a rabbit hopped by. When the rabbit stopped the
bear asked."Do you have problems of crap sticking to your fur."
"no" replied the rabbit
The bear said "Good." Picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt.
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