A man walks into a bar with an ostrich under one arm and a cat under the other.
The man orders a pint for himself and one for the ostrich.
The cat says "Don't think for a moment I'm paying for this!".
The bartender looks puzzled but diligently pours two pints.
The man downs his pint "That hit the spot". The ostrich dips his beak into his pint a drinks it all up.
The man proceeds to order two more pints.
The cat, becoming more irate, says "Look, I've told you once - don't expect me to pay for this!"
The bartender is becoming a little concerned but pours away. Again, short work is made of both pints.
The man orders a third round. The cat is now apoplectic "That's it pal - I AM NOT PAYING FOR YOUR DRINKS!"
The bartender can't contain his concern now and asks "Hey chap, what's the deal? You come in here with an ostrich under one arm, a cat under the other, ordering drinks that your cat is clearly unwilling to pay for - what's going on?"
The man replies "Well, it's a funny story - I was driving home after work and spotted a gorgeous young women pulled over onto the side of the road, struggling with the spare wheel. I stopped to help. When I'd changed the wheel, the young lady said she was a genie and could grant me one wish..."
"So, what you did you ask for?"
"A bird with long legs and tight pussy".
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