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Ostrich Jokes
Ostrich in a Bar
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behi...
I thought learning to play
I thought learning to play the bagpipes was ha...
Exact Change
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Interesting Facts
1. The longest one-syllable word in the Englis...
A Wish Comes True
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There is more oil in
There is more oil in your cap than in your car...
A Chick With Long Legs
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What have an Ostrich, a Pelican, and the tax man got in common?
They can all stick their bills up their arse.
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A guy walks into a bar with an ostrich...
He sits down at a table and orders a meal for h...
How do you kill a weightlifting ostrich?
You shoot it.
Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock?
Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized.
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A man goes into a restaurant with an ostrich
They sit down and order:
'I'd like a hamburger...
A Man & an Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown...
A man walks out of a bar...
He realizes he must be drunk after having seen ...
Why were the camels wearing sandals?
To stop themselves sinking into the sand.
Why d...
Different Walks of Life
"Mom, that chicken walks funny! It lunges with ...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The m...
An ostrich commits grand heresy against the empire.
He is promptly ostrichized.
No?
ok.
What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?
RickRosstrich.
A man and his ostrich walk into a bar
The bartender asks the what he wants. He asks f...
They really look a like, and im bored :)
Its stupid, but makes me laugh.
Its not well th...
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich...
... and orders a shot.
"That'll be $2.40", sai...
What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?
They ostrich-sized him
Birdman 2
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown...