A little boy went up to his mum one day and said: "guess what
mummy? I found a dead cat!" So his mum said "are you sure it's
dead?"
The little boy said - "yes! I know it's dead because i pissed in
its ear and it didn't wake up!"
"You did WHAT??!!!" Exclaimed his mother.
"you know" said her son "i went pssst in its ear and it didn't
stir!!"
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