The first guy up to bat hits a line drive to the corner and he tears around the bases for a triple. The next guy up gets walked and he casually trots to first. The guys friend asks why the second batter is walking to first when the first guy was running. The man says,"It's because he got four balls."
His friend says,"Wow! I wouldn't want to run either!"
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