A director, an accountant and and engineer go for a round of golf...

By the time they get to the fourth, there's a bunch of guys thrashing around blocking the course. The director calls over a groundsman and says "Who the hell are those bloody idiots up ahead?"
"Ah yes sir, they're from the local school for the blind."
"You mean they're actually blind?" Says the director incredulously.
"Yes sir."
"That's bloody ridiculous, time is money and I have an urgent meeting this afternoon!"
The accountant says "Well, in these tough finacial times, the Club probably needs all the revenue it can get."
The engineer says "So why don't they play at night?."

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