So an older Indian chief had been born into his position, and because of this was never allowed to have sex. For years, this drove him crazy and was all he could think about. So one day, the chief took his horse to the whore house in the nearest town and went inside.
"Chief looking for sex!" He told the lady at the front desk.
"Does chief have money?" She asked.
"Chief have lots of money!"
"Does chief have experience?"
"Chief have no experience!" He replied sadly.
"Well, my ladies are the best quality chief, so you'll need experience, but I have an idea"
So the lady of the house told him to go into the woods, find a tree with a hole, and practice. Two weeks later the chief returned and again was asked the same questions by the lady at the front desk. When she asked "does chief have experience?" He excitedly replied "CHIEF HAVE LOTS OF EXPERIENCE!"
"Well, we will get you one of my finest girls" she said as she led the chief to the back of the brothel. Minutes later, a gorgeous whore entered the Chiefs room. He immediately lunged at her, and began beating her savagely with a baseball bat. The lady of the house ran back into the room screaming "CHEIF, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?"
He replied "Chief checking for bees!"
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