An Illinois farmer dies and goes to hell.

While down there the Devil notices that the farmer is not suffering like
the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy.


The farmer says, "I like it here. The temperature is just like plowing my
fields in June."


The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to get him, so
he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity to 90%. After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy.


The farmer says, "This is even better. It's like pulling weeds in the
fields during July."


The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer. He goes
over to the controls and turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the humidity
to 100%.


"Now lets see what the farmer is up to," he says. So he goes looking for
the farmer. He finds him sitting on the floor even happier then before.
The Devil can't figure it out. He asks the farmer why he's happy now.


The farmer replies, "This is great, it's just like working in the silo with
my friends in August."


The Devil says, "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He goes over and turns
the temperature down to a freezing 25 degrees. "Let's see what the farmer
has to say about this."


The Devil looks around and finds the farmer jumping up and down for joy and
yelling, "THE CUBS HAVE FINALLY WON THE WORLD SERIES!"


(for people who don't follow baseball the Chicago Cubs haven't won the MLB's championship, the World Series, since 1908)