Ever heard a joke about a mime?

AS you read this imagine the voices in a french accent.

World famous mime Marcel Marso heard about an up and coming new talent from Quebec Canada named Jean-Guy Rubberboot. Marcel thought why not challenge him to a mime off! So their agents get in touch and the even gets set. Plans are made for a major press release for the greatest mime battle in history to happen at the Saint D'ni Theatre in Montreal.

The theater sells out and the media swarms to the event.
Jean Guy walks up on the left hand of the stage. Marcel walks out on the right.

Jean-Guy raises his fist with the index finger extended.
Marcel raises his fist with 2 fingers extended.

Jean-Guy raises a clenched fist.
Marcel cups his hand in a ring.

Suddenly Jean-Guy makes an X over his hips and thrusts towards Marcel.
Marcel shaken loses focus and runs off the stage.

The crowd goes wild and reporters swarm after Marcel. "Marcel, Marcel, what happened?"
Marcel replied. "We walk on stage and he show me the sign for the 1st power. So I replied with the 2nd power. He said he had a grasp on the world. I said I had a grasp on reality. Then, he thrust his hip, and make an X! I don't know what the fuck! So I give up."

Well now Jean-Guy walks off stage and the reporters swarm him. "Jean-Guy how did you win?"
Jean-Guy said "I walk up and say, I stick 1 finger in your ass. He say to me I stick 2 finger in your ass. I say I stick my fist in your ass. He say it will not fit. I say I MAKE IT FIT."