Greg gets home from work, he is annoyed and exhausted because his boss was on his ass all day.
As Greg enters his house he says "honey I’m home" his longtime girlfriend, Betty, walks up to him with her arms crossed and she says "I’m really mad at you".
Greg collapses in a chair and response "why on earth are you mad at me, what the fuck did i do this time".
Betty says "I was hanging out with my friends today and they said something awful about you".
Greg sighs obviously annoyed, and responses half sarcastically saying "what did your friends say about me?".
Betty, with a tear in her eye says "they called you a pedophile".
Greg looks at her, grinning, and says "pedophile, that's a big word for an 8 year old"
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