The doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The man says, "Well doctor, you're not going to believe this, but this happened at church! The pastor asked us all to stand, and when we did I noticed the woman in front of me had a wedgie. So naturally, I reached forward and pulled her dress out for her, but then she turned around and punched me in the eye! Unbelievable..."
The doctor then prescribed some painkillers and sent the man on his way.
One week later, the man returns to the doctor with another black eye. "What happened this time?!" the doctor exclaims.
"Well doctor, you're not going to believe me, but this happened at church again! The pastor asked us all to stand, and wouldn't you know, the same woman in front of me had another wedgie! The man next to me reached forward and pulled her dress out for her, but I knew she didn't like that, so I reached up and tucked it back in!"
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