A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,
the doctor pulled the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is
suffering from a very severe illness, combined with horrible stress. He will
surely die if you don't do the following:
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in
a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an
especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had
a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress
"And most importantly, make love to your husband several times a week and
satisfy his every whim. If you do this for the next 10 months to a year, I
think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"Well, He said you're going to die," she replied.
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