After the checkup, the doctor tells her that her son is fully healthy, but asks if she has any questions.
"Theres one problem" she said, "Even though his whole body has grown to the average size of a 6 year old, his penis has stayed the size of a baby's! This can't be normal!"
"Ah, I know exactly the cure" said the doctor, "every morning for breakfast give him a big plate of pancakes"
"Of pancakes? Why pancakes?" she asked
"Trust me, pancakes every morning for breakfast will help it grow" he repeated
So, the next morning, the boy comes downstairs to a mound of pancakes on the table. He sits down and pulls the plate towards him, when his mom stops him and says:
"No honey, these two pancakes are for you. That stack is for your father"
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