Worst Disease

A man picks up a woman at bar and takes her home for sex. After
pumping away for a long time, the woman cries, "I need more, I
need more!"


The man wondering what to do decides to use his fist to fuck the
woman. So there he is fisting away, getting as far into her as
his elbows! Still the woman cries, "I need more. I need more!"


Thinking about it, he decides to use his feet as an alternative!
He takes his shoes and socks off, rolls up his trousers and
starts pumping away. He does this for quite a while, going as
deep as his knees! Finally the woman is satisfied and the man
leaves, after a job well done.


He wakes up the next morning with a disgusting fungal growth on
his knee! Horrified, he goes to see his doctor. Amazed, the
doctor says he has "gonorrhoea of the knee!" "How did you get
that?" he asks, "I have never seen this before!"


The man makes his excuses and leaves quickly with his medication.


Limping his way home, the man notices the circus is in town. One
of the tents boosts "Dodgy disease, win $10,000." The man
enquires and is told that people are invited to show any
disgusting diseases they may have, and the person with the worst
disease win $10,000.


The man shows him his gonorrhoea of the knee. The judge gasps
"This is truly disgusting but you have just missed out. The
prize has been issued"


"Who was is given to?" the man asks enquiringly.


"Oh, this lady came in a short while ago. She had 'Athlete's
Cunt.'"