She says, "Doctor, kiss me."
He replies "I'm sorry, you're beautiful, but I can't do that, it would be unprofessional, I could lose my practice."
A minute later, again she says "Doctor, please, please kiss me, you're so handsome, I'm so aroused and dying to be kissed by you."
He says "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a wife and children, I cannot betray their trust. I have to think of my family, I'm sorry."
Again she says, "Doctor, please, I'm begging you. Kiss me. Deeply, passionately, I need to feel your lips on mine."
"Listen lady, I shouldn't even be fucking you."
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