So he looks in the phone book and finds the Gorilla Removal Service.
After waiting some time, a van pulls up. The removal technician climbs out carrying a stick, a shotgun and a Chihuahua.
He tells his client, "Okay how this works is I climb into the tree with the gorilla, poke him with this stick and when he jumps down the Chihuahua is trained to grab him by the penis and carry him into my truck."
The man immediately responds, "Okay, so what is the shotgun for?"
Tech, "Shoot the Chihuahua if I fall from the tree before the gorilla."
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