Two friends are out walking their dogs on a hot summer day when they pass a bar.
"Let's stop and grab a drink"
"They don't allow pets - let's just keep going"
"Follow my lead"
The first man walks into the bar, his dog in tow.
"Sorry but we don't allow dogs in here."
"Excuse me but this is my seeing eye dog."
The bartender gives the man and the dog a once over. Seeing his sunglasses and a German Shepard, he quickly apologizes "Pardon me sir, first round is on the house!"
He quickly flashes a smile back at his friend and makes his way to a table.
The second man walks in, with both sunglasses and dog, doing his best to mimic the confidence his friend wielded.
"Umm, sorry but we do not allow pets here."
"Well excuse me but this is my seeing eye dog."
The bartender narrows his gaze and sighs.
"You're telling me that Chihuahua is a seeing eye dog?"
Taking a moment to collect himself, the friend says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?!?!"
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