Since they are hungry, they decide to go in and have a bite to eat. They're about to go in when one realizes that the restaurant doesn't allow dogs. The other says that they should pretend to be blind so that their dogs could act as seeing-eye dogs. After going in, the manager comes over to them and asks them to leave because of their dogs. "Ah!" The first guy said. "But my friend and I are blind, and these are our seeing-eye dogs!" "The man eyed him suspiciously. "A German Shepard?" He asked him. "Yes sir! They're using them more and more now. These dogs are extremely reliable!" "Ok," the manager says. "But what about you?" He says, pointing to the other guy, "A chihuahua?" "A CHIHUAHUA!? The other guy says. "THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!?"
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