- OK, kid, one day we were captured by nazis. They said to us: "Everyone has two options: either we fuck you in the ass or we shoot you dead". One of my comrades agreed to be fucked. Next one agreed too. Next...
- And you, grandpa?
- And me... I was shot, of course I was shot!
(Translation of the Russian joke.)
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