Four nuns stand before the gates of heaven

Four nuns stand before the gates of heaven.

Petrus comes over an tells them: "As you probably know, only those free of sin may enter. Confess you sins now and wash them away in yonder basin of holy water."


The first nun steps forward and confesses: "I once laid eyes upon the genitals of father Reinhardt, a pastor at my church."

Petrus: " So wash thine eyes in holy water and enter."

The nun does so and enters heaven.


The second nun comes forward and confesses: "I once pleased father Reinhardt with my hands."

Petrus: "Wash thine hands in holy water, and you may enter."

The nun does so and enters into heaven.


Suddenly the fourth nun goes off to the basin of holy water and starts gargling it.

Petrus: "Why did you do that, it was not your turn!"


Nun: "I wont wait until the other one washes her ass in there."