A man just moved in to his new appartment and goes down to the hallway to collect his mail. When he is on the way back a young woman in a bathrobe steps out of the appartment next to the elevator. They start talking and suddenly her bathrobe opens slightly and he can see she is wearing nothing underneath. While he gets more and more aroused he tries to keep eye contact. After a few minutes she puts her hand on his arm and says with an erotic voice: "lets go inside, I hear someone coming."
He follows her inside and after she closed the door she drops the robe completely. While standing before him completely naked she whispers: "What do you think is the best part of my body?" With a red head and a husky voice he says:" well I think your ears"
She answers amazed and a bit offended: "My ears? Look at these boobs, these thighs, this pretty ass and this tight pussy! How can my ears be the best part of my body?"
After which the man stutters:" well that's logical, you said when we were standing in the hallway that you hears someone coming. That someone was me!"
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