and every time he goes, he falls asleep. His wife asks the pastor what she can do to keep her awake. The pastor gives her a needle, and says: "If he falls asleep, poke him with this." The wife takes the needle and goes home.
The next Sunday, the husband falls asleep again. The pastor asks the church: "Who died for our sins?" The wife pokes her husband with the needle, and he screams: "JESUS!", then he falls asleep again.
The pastor then asks again: "Who is Jesus's father?" The wife pokes his husband again, and he screams: "GOD!" and falls asleep again.
The pastor then asks: "What did Eve say after Adam impregnated her for the 99th time?" The wife pokes his husband again, and he screams: "IF YOU SHOVE THAT FUCKING THING IN ME AGAIN I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"
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