A city man moves into the country...

and on the way to his new home he passes a few farms.

Honey now that we live in the country, I think it would be right that we owned a few farm animals. I'm going to go out to those farms we passed and see about buying a few.

The farms aren't far so the mans decides to walk and soon finds himself at the first farm. Hello sir I'd like to buy some animals for my new home, I see you have chickens. Can i buy one? "You sure can, but around these parts we call them pullets". Oh sorry, i'll take one pullet please. The man buys his pullet, puts it under his arm and carries on.

Upon reaching the next farm he discovers this farmer sells roosters. Sir, I like your roosters and i'd like to buy one. "Well son you can buy one, but around these parts well call them cocks" My apologies, I'll take your best cock. The man buys a healthy looking cock and puts it under his other arm and carries on.

The man stumbles upon the last farm he saw on his drive home and stops in. Excuse me, i'm new to town and would like to buy a few animals, whats up with that donkey over there? "that old lazy ass over there? Hell you can take him, but be warned that is one lazy ass. He'll sit down randomly and wont move unless you scratch him behind the ear" Well thats rather peculiar but i can't pass a free donkey! "That's an ass, you sound ridiculous calling it a donkey like that!" oh im sorry, i'll take the ass and be on my way.

The man is walking home, hands full with the animals he bought when it happened. The donkey sat down and had to be scratched or it wouldnt move! But if he put down the hen or the rooster it would run off. He didnt know what to do until he saw a young farmer girl walking by. Excuse me, miss...miss! I need your help! Please,

hold my cock and pullet while i scratch my ass!!


My old man's been telling that joke since i can remember.