A hungry bear spots a rabbit in the forest...

...the rabbit sees the bear, and hops away with the bear close behind. They run for a bit, when the bear jumps upon the rabbit and they tumble down a hill. When they reach the bottom, they hear a high-pitch scream.

"Aaaaaccck!"

They look around, confused, when they turn around and see a leprachaun.

"Ho ho ho," The Leprechaun says, "you found me, and for that I will grant you each three wishes!"

The bear, wanting to prove himself as the most masculine bear around, goes first, "I wish... that *all* of the bears in the forest, *except* me, were *female*." So the Leprechaun snapped his fingers and gave a mighty chear, and *all* of the bears in the forest, *except* for this bear, were *female*.

Now it is the rabbit's turn, and the rabbit, you should know, is a cunning rabbit. After thinking for a bit, the rabbit says, "I wish that I had a rabbit-sized motorcycle, with *infinite* gas." So the Leprachaun snaps his fingers and gave a mighty chear, and a blue rabbit-sized motorcycle appeared, with purple flames and *infinite* gas.

The bear, seeing this, realizes he has to step up his game. After thinking for a bit, the bear says, "I wish... that *all* of the bears in the country, *except* me, were *female*." So the Leprachaun snapped his finger and gave a mighty chear, and *all* of the bears in the country, *except* for this bear, were *female*.

Now it was the rabbits turn. He immediantly says, "I wish I had a rabbit-sized motorcycle helmet, with *built-in* wifi and access to the internet." So the Leprachaun snapped his fingers and gave a mighty chear, and a matching motorcyle helmet, equipped with *built-in* wifi and internet access, appeared to accompany the rabbit's motorcycle.

Now the bear, seeing this, realizes there is only one thing left to wish for if he wants to be the best, and so he says, "I wish... that *all* of the bears in the world, *except* me, were *female*." So the Leprachaun snapped his fingers and gave a mighty chear, and *all* of the bears in the world, *except* this bear, were *female*.

So the rabbit, admiring his new gadgets, puts on his blue-with-purple-flames motorcyle helmet, hops onto his rabbit sized motorcycle, turns it on, makes sure everything is working fine, and says, "I wish the bear was gay," and drives away.