. . . When he comes upon a clearing with a weasel about to light a joint in it. "Oh Mr. Weasel, that's not good. You should come running with me! It's MUCH more fun!" Said Mr. Rabbit. The weasel takes one last look at the joint, and says "Eh, screw it", throws it away, and goes running with Mr. Rabbit.
A little while later, they come upon another clearing, with a deer about to crack open an ice cold beer. "Oh Mr. Deer, that's not good. You should come running with us! It's MUCH more fun!" Mr Deer takes one last look at the beer, thinks 'whatever', throws it away, and goes running with Mr Rabbit and Mr Weasel.
They run for a little longer when they come upon a clearing with a moose about to take a big line of coke. "Oh Mr Moose, that's not good" says Mr Rabbit "You should come running with us instead, it's MUCH more fun!" Mr Moose takes one last look at the cocaine, thinks 'Eh you're probably right', knocks it away, and goes running with the rest.
The group runs a little more until they come upon a clearing with a bear about to take a huge bong rip in it. "Oh Mr Bear, that's not go--"
But before Mr Rabbit can finish, Mr Bear turns around, bitch slaps him across the clearing, and says "Fuck you Rabbit. Every time you drop acid, you want EVERYONE to go running with you!"
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