>> You know what they say: Give a girl an inch and she will take a foot; give her three inches and she will dump you for a guy with a larger cock.
>> True story
* Cats are OK, but I prefer man’s best friend – masturbation
>> Cats can be scary. Between the teeth and the claws – cats can mess you up. Trying to groom them or give them a pill is a real problem.
>> So when my vet said he needed a stool sample from Fluffy, I was a little concerned. That little cat put up the fight of his life, but I got what I needed from him.
>> I really got more than I needed – it’s true what they say – you really can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.
* Beans, Beans, the magical Fruit. That’s my friend “Beans" the Magical Fruit, he is a gay magician. Onstage he pulls a rabbit out of a hat – back stage he pulls out of Matt.
>> I used to borrow porno tapes from a single guy friend of mine. It soon
turned to a case of "Too much information".
>> You see, he was not in the
habit of rewinding and the tapes were generally stopped when he was
"finished" watching them... All the tapes were stopped at where the clown came in. If it was rewound – that means there was no clown …
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