Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A1:
10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three. . . one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3: Two. . . one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.
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