when he comes across a lone wolf rolling up a joint. He says to him:
"Hey wolf, that's terrible! Don't do that, come with me and lets run together." The wolf is bewildered, yet agrees to go.
So now they both run through the forest when suddenly they encounter a timid bear about to mainline some heroin. The rabbit shouts: "Stop bear! You don't want to do that. Come along with us, and we shall run together. The bear is hesitant but eventually caves in and joins them.
Now all three of them are running together when they come across a lion doing rails of blow. The rabbit says: "Hey lion..." And immediately the lion smacks the shit out the rabbit, and knocks him unconscious. Then he says: "This fucking rabbit makes me run around the goddamn forest every time he pops ecstasy!"
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