A man comes to a town market to buy a chicken, rooster and a donkey

He walks up to a man selling donkeys and says "I'd like to buy a donkey" and he replies "Sure but here we call it a ass." So he buys his donkey and goes to a man selling chickens. And says "I'd like to buy a chicken" and he replies "Sure but here we call them pullets." So he goes with his ass and puller to a man selling roosters and says "I'd like to buy a rooster" and he replies "Sure but here we call it a cock." So the man is headed home and his donkey stops walking and doesn't want to budge. So he asks a man walking down the street "Can you hold my cock and pullet while I slap my ass?"

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