...inhabited by a tribe of natives.
The Chief of the tribe walks up to the first guy and asks:
Chief: Do you choose death or do you choose Boofka?
Guy 1: Well I don't want to die. I choose Boofka.
The Chief bends him over a log and the entire tribe takes turns fucking him in the ass.
The Chief walks up to the second guy:
Chief: Do you choose death or do you choose Boofka?
Guy 2: Well I'm not gay but I don't want to die. I choose Boofka.
The Chief bends him over a log and the entire tribe takes turns fucking him in the ass.
The Chief walks up to the third guy and asks:
Chief: Do you choose death or do you choose Boofka?
Guy 3: Fuck that shit I'm not gay. I choose death.
Chief: DEATH BY BOOFKA!
Sorry for any bad formatting I'm on mobile.
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