one day a lady went to see her doctor about using viragra for
her husband. "doctor no matter what i do i can never seem to get
him in the modd for love!" "well he (hands her a bottle of
viragra) slip one of these in his coffe in the morning and in
few days come back and see me" so the lady goes home and does
what the doctor said. after the first day nothing change. so she
tryed giving him 3. but it still didn't work. so one morning she
pured the rest of the bottle in.
about a week later the doctor caled the house and a little boy
answered the phone. "hello son, is your mother around?" the boy
pauses takes a deep breathe and says "well... my mom's dead, my
sister, ran away, the maid's pregnant, my ass hurts and my dad's
running around outside yelling 'here kitty kitty'"
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