The patient was smitten with his proctologist. After receiving a clean bill of health he made another appointment anyway.
"I told you last time there was nothing wrong," the proctologist said.
"Please look again, I think there something in there," said the patient.
The proctologist started his exam, and exclaimed, "Jesus, there IS something in here!"
He reached in and pulled out a bouquet of flowers.
"Good God, there was a bouquet of flowers up your ass!" said the proctologist.
Looking back over his shoulder the patient exclaimed, "Read the card, read the card!"
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