Made up my own Chuck Norris knock knock joke.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris who?

You know, Chuck Norris the kick ass movie and television actor. Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

No, fuck off.

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